That’s weird. I’m thinking about deleting the app and I’m only on level 100, it’s taken up too much of my time.
Level 100 ain’t bad at all, dude. I don’t know how many levels there are total but that’s gotta be a good chunk of the game. Unless this thing is like Tetris and it never ends.
What am I doing, Sam?
So you forgot about the whole punching two guys thing? Or is this something else I’m ‘not supposed to know’?
I’m officially convinced that Candy Crush is a scam. There’s no way anyone’s ever beat it.
I think their master plan is to drive everyone nuts. I’ve been stuck on 140 since the beginning of the summer but I don’t wanna delete the app ‘cause it’s like admitting defeat.
'The fuck is your issue?
I don’t have an issue. I’m just pointing out that it’s dumb, what you’re doing.
Oh, Sam, you still exist.
'Specially when you're being dumb, yeah.
It’s been a good day.
That sounds like an awesome way to get sent to Aruba again.
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Wait, do you put peanut butter and Nuttella, both on the toast?
You toast the bread, and then put the nutella on, and the peanut butter on top. Guaranteed to make your life better.
It might have been more of eating things off toothpicks, because I am starving right now.
Peanut butter and nutella on toast, best midnight snack ever. I swore off nutella a year ago but man, I miss it.
Uh, sure. That’d actually be kind of nice because I totally keep having icky dreams that won’t let me sleep. How much would you hate me if I said I had no clue who Owen Wilson was?
Well I’ll probably end up laughing because awkward sexy times are always funny. That totally sounds equal parts awesome and hilarious. I approve of your choice in funny stuff and highly suggest that you stay off the rainbow train. It’s a scary place itself sometimes.
Icky dreams? That’s a bummer, I hate those. And counting sheep never worked for me. Owen Wilson is Lightning McQueen too! Ring any bells? So I think that puts him in the legend books, because Pixar.
Haha, really? If you laugh I might laugh then; they’re super contagious. My impressions hit the mark about… 65% of the time, but don’t hold me to that math. I hope the train’s not too scary. I’ve never been on anything rainbow but rainbows don’t say anything to me but ‘happy’. Cause you got all your colors there.